Thursday, November 15, 2007

Pumping Up Tyres

In these uncertain times where the modern world is besieged with tales of zealotry, unhappiness and man’s inhumanity to man, it’s heartening to know that the taste for more people-related news stories is alive and well.

Maybe that’s why, in amongst the stories of murder retrials and terrorist extraditions on the BBC News site today, the most read story was Bike Sex Man Placed On Probation.

It’s about a man who got caught having intercourse with a bicycle.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

MAN IN PUB 1: 'Don't go near her!@
MAN IN PUB 2: 'Why not?@

MAN IN PUB 1: 'She's a right bike!'

WAH WAH WAH WWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Mr griffles.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of snudging but never the full act with pelvic thrusts and the entire kit and kaboodle!

Mr Griffles.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of snudging but never the full act with pelvic thrusts and the entire kit and kaboodle!

Mr Griffles.