Thursday, April 03, 2008

Air Rage Incidents Set To Increase

Bad news for air travellers this week as Ofcom gave the nod for mobile phones to be used on planes, which was, up until now, the last bastion of public transport where passengers’ ears could remain unmolested by nobheads barking into their mobys. At least on a train, if glaring doesn’t work, you can switch carriages or alight at the next station, but being entrapped in a flying tube at 30,000 feet limits your options for escape.

Recipients of calls from aeroplanes will now, no doubt, be subjected to the hilarious “I can’t talk now, I’m on the plane!” (probably swiftly followed by “Aaaargh! Jesus! Not the face!” as the caller is beaten repeatedly around the head by his/her fellow passengers).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is what springs to mind...

The scene in 'Airplane!' when the women is paicking and the entire crew line up to slap her...except some have got ropes and guns.

Sorry, it's just the way my mind works!

Mr G.

Anonymous said...

Samuel L. Jackson stars in....

"Mobile Phones on a Plane"

Mr G.