Fragrant Funerals

According to a recent report, tumps of Russian men are dying as a result of drinking aftershave and cleaning agents, some of which contain up to 97% alcohol. So much so, that an astonishing half of all deaths of “working age” men in the country are due to hazardous drinking. These chaps may have met a premature end, I bet their breath smelled fantastic (unless they were drinking Joop!).