Steven Seagal was on telly the other night and I’m sure my wonderwife couldn’t have been the only viewer to point out his startling resemblance to Nadia from Big Brother.
Even more peculiar than this though is the shape of his head, which is best described as a semi-regular polygon. It’s the sort of head you might see on a Tom & Jerry cartoon in which a bucket falls on Tom’s head and is subsequently ‘panged’ with a shovel by Jerry, causing it to emerge ‘upturned-bucket-shaped’.
I suppose if you wanted to convincingly create the likeness of a minor Hollywood C-lister in your own home: take one upturned bucket and paste a life-sized picture of a reality TV transsexual onto the front, and hey presto! Watch Steven Seagal appear before your very eyes...
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