The world of celebrity-branded jeans is a competitive one. Sean “Puffy” Combs has his own line, as does pouting android fashionista Victoria Beckham.
And here’s a rather splendid example from hairy all-American martial arts maestro Chuck Norris, whose own trademark denims boast a solution to a perennial problem, containing, as they do “…a unique hidden gusset which allows greater movement without binding or ripping.”
Such features are no doubt perfect for scissoring through the air with a minimum of chafing, or administering deathly roundhouse kicks to hapless henchmen (a situation I often find myself in strolling round Tesco on a Saturday).
Chuck’s strides have a lifetime guarantee and are available in all sizes, though I believe an accompanying ginger ‘tache is mandatory (sold separately).
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Gotta love the hidden gussets. What jeans would be complete without one?
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