My suit’s emergence from the confines of the wardrobe is an infrequent event, and each time I hang it on my frame I find it fits me even less well than it did when it was hauled out for the previous wedding/interview/funeral. Time’s winged chariot is in the constant process of reshaping my thirtysomething physique, and various bits of me which have in the past been inflated in a succession of gyms, have now deflated a little in size. Nonetheless, my lovely lady wife was gracious enough to tell me I looked like a film star.“This suit really doesn’t fit me anymore. Does this look alright?” I asked.
“Yeah, you look like that kid from Big,” replied my little turtle dove.
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You are Alexei Sayle's nemesis!
Mr Griffles
I looked like Alexei Sayle in it when I first bought it (though my hairstyle more closely resembles his now).
Hello Steve got a new mowtaaaahhh!
Mr Griffles.
oh dont listen to them stevie you looked fab bit like my solicitor legal of course! not me pimp e wernt invited cos e wos lookin after me in chez ooooh cant say ! x
Hello
This is not a comment it is a plea for attention.
Hi this is steven bonfield. Griff or 'Mr Griffles as he seems to be known here pointed me at your blog and much laughing later I am making you aware of my continued presence in the world and my desire for concourse with you. Ruth has just pionted out that i may have your email address which would make this a rather long winded way of getting in touch but hay ho.
write me
at
stevengbonfield@hotmail.com
hope all is good
steven
xxx
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