Bernard Manning’s brown bread. I’m sure he’d much rather be white bread, but he’s in no position to argue.
Apparently, his suggested gravestone inscription was the hilarious “You’re standing on my privates.” written in very small print. I can’t help but feel how much funnier it would be if a) the inscription was tattooed on his forehead, b) he wasn’t six feet underground, and c) he was very much alive.
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