“Bear Shits In Woods”

A headline in the UK’s best selling newspaper today shouted “Doherty Back On Crack”. This tired old saga is of equivalent newsworthiness to “Pope Catholic” or “Henman Knocked Out Of Wimbledon”.

I couldn’t give a hoot about Pete Doherty. It may sound harsh, but with any luck he’ll be dead soon – not because I find him particularly objectionable, but just so the people who write about him can turn their tired pens to another topic, and the people who read the articles by the people who write about him can turn their vacuous curtain-twitching focus to something else. Probably involving Robbie bloody Williams or Charley from Big Brother or Paris Hilton or something…