Monday, January 15, 2007

Jade, Leo, Dirk and Mahatma

Why is Jade Goody famous? Actually, I know why she's famous. The question is: why has she remained famous? There's something about her twisted little goblin face that makes my hair stand on end and blood begin to boil. My ire is nothing compared to my disappointment though as the discovery in recent days that Leo Sayer is a moody little bastard. To me, he'll always be the cheeky chappie with the crazy hair and the summertime smile, not an egotistical pompous pseudo-celebrity with a filthy mouth, stumpy fingers and a fuse that is shorter than his diminutive stature.

It was funny to hear him refer to Jade Goody's family as a "bunch of fucking c*nts" though...

Conversely, Dirk Benedict, despite the pressures of the house which have been blamed by a volatile Leo for his "uncharacteristic" behaviour, has retained his 'Face Man' demeanour with charm with dignity, and is a credit to z-list celebrities everywhere. He had a brief mardy stint the other day where he poured a half-bottle of whisky in the bin because he didn't want to share it with Jo, but no-one's perfect. I bet even Ghandi said 'Fuck it' when he couldn't find his car keys, or hit his thumb with a hammer doing some DIY on his shack. Or something.

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